Top 20 BS Job Titles

painter decorator

Colour Distribution Technician

Bullshit Job Titles

1. Beverage Dissemination Officer – Barman

2. Colour Distribution Technician – Painter & Decorator

3. Customer Experience Enhancement Consultant – Shop Assistant

4. Domestic Technician – Housewife

5. Education Centre Nourishment Consultant – Dinner Lady

6. Highway Environmental Hygienist – Road Sweeper

7. Field Nourishment Consultant – Waitress  

8. Five a Day Collection Operative – Fruit Picker

9. Front Line Customer Support Facilitator – Call Centre Worker

10. Gastronomical Hygiene Technician – Dish Washer

11. Mass Production Engineer – Factory Worker

12. Media Distribution Officer – Paper Boy

13. Mobile Sustenance Facilitator – Burger Van Worker

14. Mortar Logistics Engineer – Labourer

15. Petroleum Transfer Engineer – Petrol Station Assistant

16. Recycling Operative – Bin Man

17. Sanitation Consultant – Toilet Cleaner

18. Coin Facilitation Engineer – Toll Booth Collector

19. Transparency Enhancement Facilitator – Window Cleaner

20. Vehicle Restoration Engineer – Panel Beater

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